Sunday, November 2, 2008

10 Shirts You Should NOT Wear To Meet Your Girlfriend’s Parents

Meeting the girlfriend’s parents for the first time is intimidating. Some men use humor to lighten the situation and make it less nerve-racking. There are others, however, that use humor on t-shirts to ease the tension. Here are 18 t-shirts that you probably should NOT wear to meet your girlfriend’s parents.

1. Dry Hump T-shirt

This one will certainly bring you into the family. Or kick your ass to the curb. Wear this shirt to score some points with your girlfriend’s father and instantly be welcomed into the family!

2. I Like It On Top

Let’s say you’re at her parent’s house and there’s a bad snowstorm that causes you to be snowed in and stuck there overnight. By wearing this shirt, you will have let them know that yes, you’d be happy to be on the top… bunk. Yeah, right.

3. Poot

Everyone loves a good fart joke… everyone except your girlfriend’s parents. So when you let one rip at the dinner table, your cover will be blown, because you won’t be able to blame it on the dog.

4. Sexual Predator

If dad was wondering what kind of guy his daughter is currently dating, at least he will now know that you aren’t some kind of sexual predator. Wearing this t-shirt may make you seem suspicious, but her dad doesn’t need to know about the time you spent in jail for indecent exposure, right?

5. Just Got Laid

Show the parents how much you appreciate farm-fresh eggs. Everyone loves fresh eggs, right?

6. With a Shirt Like This

This is one of those t-shirts that goes great with… what else… no pants! If you’re ballsy enough to actually wear this shirt without any pants, more power to you! Of course, be prepared to be kicked out on your bare ass and never invited back again.

7. My Other Ride is Your Mom

Of course dad is going to take this shirt the wrong way, but politely explain to him that your other car is literally named ‘Your Mom’, as a tribute to your mother.

8. Single and Disease Free

Fathers always want to know that their daughters are practicing safe sex, in other words, no sex at all. Let her parents know that you are a responsible individual and regularly get tested by wearing this shirt.

9. Try Another Hole

You might be able to get away with wearing this t-shirt because only you will know the true meaning of it. When her parents take it the wrong way, politely point out to them that you are talking about computer parts and nothing else. Pretend to be shocked at their insinuation and maybe you can score some points as the sensitive/naive guy… NOT.

10. The Price is Wrong Bitch

Everyone on the planet watches The Price is Right, and her parents probably do too. Show mom and dad that you have similar interests with this classic t-shirt and spark up a lovely conversation about Plinko and who knows, maybe you’ll win them over.

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